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Tweet of the Week: 03.05.2014
Spring break will totally come faster if you vote for a tweet
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Sharing Semen
Walking out of VP on Saturday afternoon, I had five new Grindr messages. Booyah. Three messages were from an old “professional type” looking for a twinky college boy, and the others were from a steamy grad student in the School of Design.
by ANONYMOUS
Highbrow
Highbrow Does Tinder
This week, Highbrow decided to venture into the world of modern love and see what all the kids are talking about. Swipe right, bitches.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 02.27.2014
Theta frosh: Siri, where's Oz?
A's boy: Who the fuck doesn't have Uber?!
Girl on Locust: I may have egged a house once.
VP security guard: I ooze flowers.
Blonde girl: I just feel like I get really fucked up and suck dick at every date night.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Roundup: 02.27.2014
One more week until Highbrow packs its bags and heads for paradise. Yes ducklings, it’s almost our favorite time of year: SPRING BREAK!
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Four
[Trigger warning: Rape and Sexual Assault]
Yesterday I turned 20. If we’re talking numbers, mine is 22.
by ANONYMOUS
Overheard at Penn: 02.20.14
OWLS senior while reading Lowbrow: Oh, they copied us!
Sassy JAP: Everyone knows that Jews melt in the rain.
Former Skulls bro: No, we should definitely get a book deal, ‘Last Days of Skulls’ and then have a picture of our chapter house in black and white on the cover.
Mom in Capo: I’ll take a cappuccino for me and a babyccino for my son here.
by 34TH STREET
The Roundup: 02.20.2014
Highbrow has three words for you: Love. My. LITTLE. Oh my god, could you be any cuter? You are so perfect for me and this lineage!
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Mythbusters: Penn Edition
As your trusted authority on Penn rumors, Highbrow is here to catch you
up on some favorite stories and help you separate the fact from the crap.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Picture Imperfect
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I struggle with depression.
by EVE BOWERS
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 02.14.2014
Girl on Locust: Honestly, I am so into homosexuals.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 02.14.2014
Privjet, sukii! That means “Hi bitches” in Russian, the language of the Winter Olympic Games and Pussy Riot.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Ultra-Oversimplified Guide to Relevance
Click on the image to learn whats "in and out" around campus these days:
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 02.06.2014
To the pre-professionals whom it may concern: We see you in that Ann Taylor Loft statement necklace.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: I'm Your Crazy Girlfriend
“Don’t ever, ever call me again, you low–life scum, you trash!” I hang up with finality, promising that this is the last time I break up with my on–again, off–again “boyfriend”—at least, that’s what I think I’m supposed to call him.
by KIMBERLY LU
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 02.06.2014
Under the Button Editor: I was having a really good convo with this guy on Tinder until he called me a sexy Jewess.
by 34TH STREET
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