(408): I just watched a video of a man sexually arouse a pig.
(585): Side note: when you go to the doctor's and they ask you how many alcoholic beverages you've had in the last week, "I don't remember" is not an acceptable response apparently.
(559): I just ate Chinese and now I have to swim for lifeguarding.
My lin is awesome—they know me so well.
We’re the beSDT lin around, and everyone can tell!
They think I’m aDDDorable, so phresh and so PHIne.
I love my lin and I know they’re all mine
We love to hang and chat as a group,
But when it comes to gossip, Highbrow’s got the real scoop.
Is it getting hotter at Penn or is it just all these steamy professors? Highbrow has been going sans–Moncler this winter thanks to our piping–hot course load. This Valentine’s Day, we present you with a list of Penn’s finest. A+