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The Round Up 04.02.15

No matter what holiday you’re celebrating this weekend, just remember—Highbrow is like God, you can’t see us, but we’re always watching.

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Overheards 04.02.15

Drunk bro with eyes closed: I've hooked up with her, I've fucked her, but I don't talk to her.

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My Penn Addiction: Jewish Boys

I love me some good Hebrew National salami, in other words, I’m addicted to Jewish boys.

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I Love You But Your Social Media Presence Sucks

These are the reasons why you need to do significantly less.

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The Round Up 03.26.15

We hope a cute leprechaun sham–rocked your world this past weekend. Highbrow met a sexy ginger named Pat McCrotch who was after our lucky charms all day.

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Overheards 03.26.15

Apes freshmen to Apes freshmen: I don't know if you remember this, but I straight licked your face.

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Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition

(408): I just watched a video of a man sexually arouse a pig. (585): Side note: when you go to the doctor's and they ask you how many alcoholic beverages you've had in the last week, "I don't remember" is not an acceptable response apparently.  (559): I just ate Chinese and now I have to swim for lifeguarding.

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The Round Up 03.19.15

Welcome back from SB2K15. Your tan lines will fade as quickly as you blacked out in PV, so flaunt ‘em while you got ‘em.

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Overheards 03.19.15

Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.

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Overheards 02.26.15

Guy walking out of Wawa: I bought an extra pack of cigarettes for networking.

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The Round Up 02.26.15

My lin is awesome—they know me so well. We’re the beSDT lin around, and everyone can tell! They think I’m aDDDorable, so phresh and so PHIne. I love my lin and I know they’re all mine We love to hang and chat as a group, But when it comes to gossip, Highbrow’s got the real scoop.

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Highbrow Pimps You Out

Let's face it—your steamy visions of a hot Mexican fling are unrealistic. If you’re single and ready for a Pringle, have no fear.

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Love Report 02.19.15

In the spirit of midterm season, Highbrow evaluated the, ahem, performance of two lacking lovers and graded them accordingly.

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Overheards 02.19.15

Christian leaders at Starbucks under Commons: Coffee is like the Reformation.

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The Round Up 02.19.15

Strap down, gag yourself and cover your eyes, because we present you with 50 Shades of Highbrow.

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Overheards 02.12.2015

SDT JAP: I like to think my room smells like Chanel.

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Hottest Professors at Penn

Is it getting hotter at Penn or is it just all these steamy professors? Highbrow has been going sans–Moncler this winter thanks to our piping–hot course load. This Valentine’s Day, we present you with a list of Penn’s finest. A+ 

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The Round Up 02.12.15

Love is truly in the air. And by love, we mean gossip. Watch your back, because Cupid’s not the only one targeting you this weekend.

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Overheards 02.05.2015

Theos frosh 1: "Can we get those girls from the Model UN thing to come to our party? Theos frosh 2: “Bro, I NEED it.” 

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The Round Up 02.05.2015

Our weekend was filled with all kinds of bowls—super bowl, wing bowl, and a chipotle burrito bowl.

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