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Overheards 11.13.2014
Concerned sophomore: I’m really nervous about passing out in a bush tomorrow.
Harvest bartender: You hit the tip of my wiener.
Sassy senior: Mom, you need to stop captioning your photos with #yolo.
Judgmental SDT sister: She totally waxes her own back.
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The Round Up 11.06.2014
Quakers, you never seem to let us down. Here are some of Hallocoming’s highlights.
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Word on the street
Older, Not Wiser
4 a.m. fears rarely stand to reason in the morning light. The irrational insecurities that race through your brain, colliding like cars on the Autobahn, slow down as the sun comes up.
by MARLEY COYNE
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Word on the Street: Bursting the Penn Bubble
Penn students could all benefit from being a little less afraid of our neighborhood.
by EMILY JOHNS
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The Round Up 10.30.14
It’s Hallo-coming at Penn this weekend, so in the spirit of the holiday, remember: a haunted house may scare you, but being in the Round Up will haunt you forever.
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Overheards 10.30.2014
Social media try–hard: She deleted her Instagram because it only had 79 likes.
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Word on the Street: Housing My Concerns
A pre–frosh recently asked me what my least favorite part of Penn is. My immediate answer was housing.
by ALYSSA BERLIN
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Touring Penn: What You Need to Know
This week Highbrow collected actual questions asked during Penn admissions tours. Let us guide you through what you need to know and what's actually relevant.
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Overheards: 10.23.14
Friendly TriDelt: I made out with 3 girls tonight...but it’s not slutty because they’re girls, right?
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The Round Up: 10.23.2014
Attention: The R&B sensation, Usher, has graced Penn’s campus this week. He gave Highbrow his blessing to keep sharing West Philly’s juiciest gossip.
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True Life: I'm A Low–Key Drug Dealer
They say that the best drug dealers don’t look like drug dealers. As an upper–middle–class white girl, my little side business has lifted more than a few eyebrows. But I’m no Walter White—I’m just a low–key drug dealer.
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Overheards 10.16.2014
Confused GDI: Whatever, dude, it doesn’t matter half of the class is in A’s so we’re gonna do well.
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Eating Up Our Time
There’s no denying that at a school like Penn every minute is working overtime, and even then there never seems to be enough time.
by AVA VAN DER MEER
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The Round Up: 10.16.14
Welcome back, Baby Quakes. Did you miss us? Fall break doesn’t mean a break from gossip. What happens in Vegas, doesn’t stay in Vegas? Sorry, seniors.
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Overheards 10.02.2014
Dumb girl in Houston: I need to take an Adderall to get through an episode of “Scandal.”
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