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Overheard at Penn: 10.17.2013

Girl in Starbucks: I just really want a Hermès Birkin bag. I like how they’re subtle.

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The Round Up: 10.17.2013

Did you have, like, the best Fall Break, like, ever? You just went home? Yeah, I figured from all the snapchats of your dog.

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My Penn Addiction: "Let's Do Lunch"

I really want you to like me, to think of me as a friend. Not like, a good friend, but at least an acquaintance.

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Ask Miss Cassandra: Smells that Linger and Eastern Europeans that Don't

My boyfriend and I have been together for a year now and everything has always been great in bed.

by MISS CASSANDRA

Tweet of the Week: 10.7.2013

Right about now, the tweet soul brotha——

by 34TH STREET

Tweets Illustrated: 10.3.2013

Do you tweet with abandon? Do you live your life in 140 characters or less? Keep doing what you’re doing, soul sister, ’cause Highbrow’s watching. You might just get your own tweet #illustrated.

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Overheard at Penn: 10.3.2013

AXO girl: Can we try and be scene–y for five minutes? Ginger outside of Pod: Freshman year we had a contest to find our ugliest friend on Facebook.

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The Roundup: 10.3.2013

Never fear, dear readers, the government may have shut down, but Highbrow is still here churning out gossip and making shit work.

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Word on the Street: In Defense of Potheads

Admittedly, I started on this train of thought while I was high. The eating–Doritos–in–bed–alone, binge–watching–"Family Guy"–on–Netflix type of high [ed note: is there another kind?]. The fact that a lot of my peer group (basically my entire peer group) smokes weed is not news.

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Ask Miss Cassandra: Fixing Oral Without Swallowing Your Morals

I’m afraid that I’m bad at oral sex.

by MISS CASSANDRA

Tweet of the Week: 10.1.2013

Where is my twat is at?

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Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 9.28.2013

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Word on the Street: Blame it on the Adderall

Coming to Penn, we were curious about three things: Sex, alcohol and drugs—mainly, Adderall.  The sex part was obvious.

by JACK SAVVY

In My Defense: Venmoing the Homeless

Last week Highbrow brought you the story of one generous Penngineer’s attempt to Venmo a homeless woman her child support payment. We tracked her down—this is her side of the story:

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Overheard at Penn: 9.26.2013

Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants. Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.

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The Roundup: 9.26.2013

It’s officially fall and you know what that means: it’s time for Amy Gutmann to start walking around campus in her peacoat, looking like a majestic Mary Poppins.

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Ask Miss Cassandra: Sexy Chats and Turning Sex into Chats

Dear Miss Cassandra, I love porn. But lately, porn hasn’t been doing much to satisfy me.

by MISS CASSANDRA

Tweet of the Week: 9.24.2013

On a tree by a river, a little tweet twat, singing twillow, tit twillow, tit twillow.

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Worst Week at Penn: 9.22.2013

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The Roundup: 9.19.2013

Welcome back, kiddies. Did you have a nice Yom Kippur? Highbrow did. While most of campus made a mass exodus back to Long Island and North Jersey, we were here: watching, waiting, commiserating. We hear you blew more than the shofar.

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