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Penn's Famous Frat Icons

Some frats house more than free alcohol and somewhat attractive guys. Highbrow brings you all the famous frat decorations you may have overlooked. If walls could talk...

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Overheard at Penn: 9.19.2013

Gay guy: I’ve been a SWUG since second semester freshman year.

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Word on the Street: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Swipe Right

Tap photo: mutual friends, mutual interests—swipe right. Tap photo: no friends, no interests—swipe left.

by ALEX HOSENBALL

Ask Miss Cassandra: Anal Tearing and Mantis Pairing

So I had anal sex last night and kind of, like, ripped my anus.

by MISS CASSANDRA

Tweet of the Week: 9.17.2013

Twittington twat where muh tweet's at

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Worst Week at Penn: 9.14.2013

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True Life: I Hate your Snapchats

If Facebook is where we post pictures that show us at our hottest, Snapchat is where we expose our eight chins and third nipple to our friends for three seconds.

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Word on the Street: iPhone–solation

This past summer, I was just one of a thousand eager Penn students interning in New York. Four trains—and an hour and a half of smelling body odor—later, I commuted to the Brooklyn–based office from my boring Jersey suburb to gain “experience” and seize “opportunity.” I learned the ropes of tri–state area public transportation, hustled through the corporate crowds of Wall Street and hopped across the East River to be among the hipsters of Park Slope.

by GINA DECAGNA

The Round Up: 9.12.2013

L’Shana Tova, bitches! The year is 5774 and you know what that means? It’s time for some resolutions.

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Overheard at Penn: 9.12.2013

Sad girl: I might have slept with two Penn Illusionists.

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Tweet of the Week: 9.10.13

90 degrees and muggy but at least we still have Twitter

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Facebook Posts: Class of 2017

Remember what it was like to be a freshman? No? Don’t worry, Highbrow here with the best and brightest posts of the 2017 Facebook group to remind you. We hope she says yes, dude.

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Overheard at Penn: 9.5.13

Frosh Brat: Yeah, we’re going to PiKapp at 4000 Pine St. I heard they have alcohol there.

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Tweet of the Week: 9.3.2013

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Tweet of the Week: 7.23.13

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Tweet of the Week: 7.17.13

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Tweet of the Week: 7.10.13

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Tweet of the Week 7.2.13

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Tweet of the Week: 6.11.13

Don Memo's Tribute Edition

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The Meh List: Summer Edition

Not good, not bad, just meh

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