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Highbrow

True Life: I Went to a Gay Orgy

I didn’t know exactly what to expect upon passing through the seemingly innocuous 8th floor hotel room door.

by 34TH STREET

Word on the Street: Please Don't Touch That Art

“OMG! What is that!?” is a question I hear too often in dimly lit bars and frat house living rooms.

by ROSA ESCANDON

Ask Miss Cassandra: Cosmo's Pizza Cuddles and Spooning with Sperm Puddles

Can spooning naked get you pregnant? Most likely no.

by MISS CASSANDRA

Tweet of the Week? 3.26.13

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by 34TH STREET

Who's Having the Best Week at Penn? 3.24.13

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by 34TH STREET

The Round Up: 3.21.13

Erin Go Bragh, lads and lassies. With your hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows and your red balloons, you made this weekend into an Irish paradise, even though the weather was more reminiscent of the Arctic.

by 34TH STREET

Overheard at Penn: 3.21.13

Sorority girl: A rando guy paid for my cab going downtown so I went on a date with him.

by 34TH STREET

Word on the Street: Who Run the Fling (Girls)

There are many fields that men continue to dominate, even after years of progress for feminism and equal pay for women.

by BEN LERNER

Tweet of the Week: 3.19.13

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by 34TH STREET

Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 3.16.13

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by 34TH STREET

Overheard at Penn: 3.14.13

Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her? Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?! Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob. Guy: I just don’t know what to do. Fratstar: Go take a poopy! MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.

by 34TH STREET

Meh List: Spring Break '13

Highbrow picks the meh–est parts of SB13. Not good. Not bad. Just meh.

by 34TH STREET

Dispatch: We Hit Turbulence

4:29 pm: JetBlue pilot announces our descent into JFK. He advises us to buckle up tightly because, due to the approaching nor’easter, it might get a little bumpy. 4:31 pm: Flight anxiety, which is already at a level 7, increases to level 8.

by 34TH STREET

Ask Miss Cassandra: Plan (O)B(GYN)

When should I start seeing an OB/GYN?

by MISS CASSANDRA

Tweet of the Week: 3.12.13

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by 34TH STREET

Highbrow Retro: The List



by 34TH STREET

The Round Up: 2.21.2013

Now that Highbrow finally has its big (love you!), we're totally ready to tackle things other than fake Facebook accounts.

by 34TH STREET

Word on the Street: Red Fish, Blue Fish, Me Fish, You Fish

At the end of every day, I frantically hop into bed. The next day, I’m likely to repeat this routine.

by MICHAEL SHOSTEK

Locust Lexicon: 2.21.13

TWA That Was Awkward Did you see that dude being hugged by the girl in the Vagina suit?

by 34TH STREET

Ask Miss Cassandra: Losing Your V–Card and Improving Your Gaydar

I’m very curious about your opinion on losing your virginity, perhaps in a strange place.

by MISS CASSANDRA

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