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Tweet of the Week: 2.18.13

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Who's Having the Best Week at Penn? 2.17.13

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An Open Letter to: Campus Couples

Dear Couples, I get it. And if I were in your position I would probably be behaving the same way, but I’m not, which is the whole point of this bitter diatribe.

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Overheard at Penn: 2.14.13

Guy: For a while it was funny, but now I just fucking hate her.

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The Roundup: 2.14.13

Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day, you little suffragettes! Like most of you, Highbrow’s been ignoring the Hallmark holiday of Valentine’s Day and focusing on things that MATTER.

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Word on the Street: Tough Love

So there’s this guy.

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Dispatch: Vagmons Downtown

10:00 p.m.: Receive text: “are you going to cunt party?” 10:01 p.m.: Ignore text.

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Tweet of the Week: 2.12.13

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Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 2.10.13

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Overheard at Penn: 2.7.13

Girl 1: If I keep eating this much, I’m going to gain so much weight. Girl 2: I wish I had a tapeworm.

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Ask Miss Cassandra: Of Orientation and De–flowerization

I think I might be gay. First off that is not a question, which is especially ironic for someone who is questioning their sexuality.

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Tweet of the Week: 2.5.13

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Who's Having the Best Week at Penn? 2.2.13

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The Meh List: 1.31.13

Highbrow picks the meh–est parts of Penn. Not good. Not bad. Just meh.

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Tweet of the Week: 1.29.13

I twatted a tweet of tweets gone by...

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Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 1.26.13

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Dispatch: Obama Inauguration

5:45 a.m.: Shut off alarm. I must value the sacred American tradition of late sleeping. 6:37 a.m.: Awake from a glorious dream of prancing in blue ivy.

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Dispatch: Guy Rush

10:37p.m.: First kegstand of my life. “Yeah, I haven’t done one since high school actually.”

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The Round Up: 1.24.2013

Rush may be over, lovelies, but don’t get too comfortable, Highbrow is here to entertain and amuse with all of your crazy stories—pledging or otherwise.

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Word on the Street: The Big Picture: Instagram

Three times in the past week I have been accused of hating everything. Lena Dunham’s “Girls”? Hate it.

by IAN BUSSARD

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