Highbrow

Girl: That guy isn’t that cute, but the other drug dealer is really cute. SDT Girl: OMG we have the same taste in salads! Guy: I got kicked out of McDonald’s last night.
January 24, 2013 at 5:00 am

Dear Miss Cassandra, My boyfriend and I have been together since high school and I was wondering if there were any ways to spice up our love life without spending too much money or seeming too kinky? Couples who have been together for a long time often find the need to experiment.  A great way to do this is with “sex toys.” Now, don’t get scared.
January 23, 2013 at 12:00 pm

[poll id="75"]
January 22, 2013 at 2:45 pm

[poll id="74"]
January 20, 2013 at 3:34 pm

Dude: Brb I’m gonna take a shit. Sorority girl: I literally had to suck dick to survive. Girl: You’re pregnant.
January 17, 2013 at 5:22 am

Welcome, welcome, lovies, to the 74th Annual Hunger Games! We kid, we kid, although sometimes a fight to the death might be preferable to being featured in the Round-Up.
January 17, 2013 at 5:20 am

[poll id="73"]
January 16, 2013 at 11:00 am

[poll id="71"]
January 14, 2013 at 1:42 pm

Pete ordering food: Can I get sweet and sour and soy sauce with that? Pete: Yeah, I have a final on the 18th. Pete's friend: You look nice today.
December 6, 2012 at 5:03 am

I always feel like somebody's watching me
December 6, 2012 at 5:02 am

Finals are almost upon us, beautiful readers. Before we all lock ourselves away in Van Pelt, let’s celebrate our last week of classes with your weekly Pete gossip. SPOTTED: Highbrow hears that Pete was quite the admirer of culture this week, SABS–ing at the STIM show "A Year with Frog and Toad" and the Pennsori concert. A tipster tells us he described them as "awesome." Anna Wintour, watch your back — looks like Pete is the new front row show personality. Talk about a good friend!
December 6, 2012 at 5:01 am

[poll id="8"] Congrats @RiepeLife for being last weeks winner. @RiepeLife: the grotto!!!!!1!!1!!!! nom nom nom #freshman15 #fat #riepelife (26%,)
September 20, 2011 at 10:55 am

Animals are everywhere, from the noble, if eccentric UPennsylvanian squirrel, to the tiniest Sansomite cockroach.
September 12, 2011 at 12:43 pm

[poll id="5"]
September 6, 2011 at 1:56 pm

[poll id="4"]
March 22, 2011 at 11:01 am

You can thank the dudes over at MeepMe for only being able to vote once. Sorry!
March 1, 2011 at 9:06 am

I’ll probably throw up if I hear about another four-story beer bong. 
January 21, 2010 at 1:52 am