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My Penn Addiction: Blackboard Rosters

Blackboard sucks. Let’s just get it out in the open. I hate it, you hate it, we all hate it. But, still, I like to think of myself as a Blackboard connoisseur.

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Overheard at Penn 1.24.2013

Girl: That guy isn’t that cute, but the other drug dealer is really cute. SDT Girl: OMG we have the same taste in salads! Guy: I got kicked out of McDonald’s last night.

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Ask Miss Cassandra: Kinky Sex and Raunchy Texts

Dear Miss Cassandra, My boyfriend and I have been together since high school and I was wondering if there were any ways to spice up our love life without spending too much money or seeming too kinky? Couples who have been together for a long time often find the need to experiment.  A great way to do this is with “sex toys.” Now, don’t get scared.

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Tweet of the Week 1.22.13

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Who's Having the Best Week at Penn? 1.20.13

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Overheard at Penn: 1.17.13

Dude: Brb I’m gonna take a shit. Sorority girl: I literally had to suck dick to survive. Girl: You’re pregnant.

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The Round Up: 1.17.13

Welcome, welcome, lovies, to the 74th Annual Hunger Games! We kid, we kid, although sometimes a fight to the death might be preferable to being featured in the Round-Up.

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Tweet of the Week: 1.16.2013

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Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 1.14.2013

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Overheard at Penn

Pete ordering food: Can I get sweet and sour and soy sauce with that? Pete: Yeah, I have a final on the 18th. Pete's friend: You look nice today.

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word on the pete

I always feel like somebody's watching me

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The Round Up: 12/6/12

Finals are almost upon us, beautiful readers. Before we all lock ourselves away in Van Pelt, let’s celebrate our last week of classes with your weekly Pete gossip. SPOTTED: Highbrow hears that Pete was quite the admirer of culture this week, SABS–ing at the STIM show "A Year with Frog and Toad" and the Pennsori concert. A tipster tells us he described them as "awesome." Anna Wintour, watch your back — looks like Pete is the new front row show personality. Talk about a good friend!

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Vote for your favorite Tweet of the Week: September 20-27

[poll id="8"] Congrats @RiepeLife for being last weeks winner. @RiepeLife: the grotto!!!!!1!!1!!!! nom nom nom #freshman15 #fat #riepelife (26%,)

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Frat Hopping: Awkward People Problems

Animals are everywhere, from the noble, if eccentric UPennsylvanian squirrel, to the tiniest Sansomite cockroach.

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Vote for Your NSO Tweet of the Week

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Highbrow Poll: Who is Having the Worst Week Ever?

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Highbrow Poll: Who is Having the Worst Week Ever?

You can thank the dudes over at MeepMe for only being able to vote once. Sorry!

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I Survived Fraternity Rush Week

I’ll probably throw up if I hear about another four-story beer bong. 

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