Humor
Lowbrow
Wharton pre-frosh begin recruitment for summer 2020
“I’m just grateful for another opportunity to fulfill my stereotypes.”
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
Lowbrow
Student Panicked That Window to Post “miss this view!” Spring Break Instagram Has Passed
THERE'S NO TIME FOR VSCO, OKAY??
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
15 reasons to darty on the weekends between St. Paddy's and Fling
Like anyone at Penn *needs* a reason
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
Lowbrow
Breaking: Penn Student Sues Other Student After She Fails to Follow Through With Lunch Plans Made In Passing on Locust
OMG I'm running late but we HAVE to get lunch this week.
by NOA BAKER
Lowbrow
“PV was lit,” Says Frat Boy Whose Campus Popularity Depends on PV Being Lit
We totally believe you, Jake!
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
7 Mixer Themes for When You’ve Run Out of Ways to Be Classist
Anyone want to get ready for "I'm Better Than You" with me?
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
Girl Becomes Climate Change Activist After Realizing SAD Won't Be A Legitimate Excuse for Not Going to Class If It's Always Warm
Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve.
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
Moonlight Wins Oscar, Rejected ED Students Accepted to Penn
Anything can happen in 2017.
by KATIE MARSHALL
Lowbrow
Professors Expand Meaning of “Midterm” to Include Whatever They Want
And you have one due tomorrow.
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
The Top Events Feb Club Should Definitely End On
It's more than just discounted tickets to Mask and Wig.
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
Penn Global Announces New Abroad Program on 43rd and Market
“We realized that this was probably the only area in the world that even our most privileged students haven’t had the opportunity to visit.”
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
Lowbrow
On–Campus Sorority House Burns Down Because Member Discovered Her Little Is Taller than Her
They're called littles for a reason, DUH.
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
Lowbrow
Fraternity Under Fire for Sending out Valentine’s Day–Themed Party Invitation to Freshmen Women
Will U Be Mine? Love, the Patriarchy.
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
8 Romantic Valentine’s Day Items You Can Get Delivered to Your Senator
You can’t ignore me forever, Sen. McConnell!
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
How to Find a Soulmate at Penn
That LOVE statue is there for a reason, right?
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
Lowbrow
15 Things that Probably Happen in Perry World House
One of life's bigger mysteries
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
Highbrow
Overheards
The Virgin Mary herself: What if I just become a born again virgin? People do that right?
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Biden Fit to Teach Global Policy at Penn due to Tabard Connections
A Message to the Penn Community Regarding Vice President Joe Biden
by KATIE MARSHALL
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