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Overheards 11.17.16
GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?
November 17, 2016 at 3:32 am
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Lowbrow
Frat Hires A Cappella Group for a Downtown
You can’t pay the cover if you ain’t got har–money.
November 17, 2016 at 1:51 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Joining a Sorority Helped Me Find My Sisters
I literally found my estranged sisters through rushing.
November 17, 2016 at 1:49 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
With no other events to look forward to, students begin celebrating Spring Fling
It's never too early.
November 17, 2016 at 1:48 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
How to SABS
“SABS” = See and Be Seen. But if you had to ask, do you even go here?
November 17, 2016 at 1:45 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards at Penn
Confused soul: Wait, so only one of your moms is a lesbian?
November 12, 2016 at 3:23 pm
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Lowbrow
Shoutouts Submissions Fall 2016
Relationships are fleeting but the internet is forever, so may as well memorialize the worst (best?) of 'em while you can.
November 7, 2016 at 1:33 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards at Penn
Incest enabler: Come on, you’d totally date him if he wasn’t your brother.
November 3, 2016 at 4:41 am
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Lowbrow
8 Things You Can Do Now That You’re Staying Home for Penn–Princeton
Once Theos pulled out you know shit got pucking real.
November 3, 2016 at 4:18 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Lowbrow's Election Day Drinking Game
The future of our country looks better with beer goggles on.
November 3, 2016 at 4:13 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Senior International Student Meets Real Live American for First Time Since Coming to Penn
How you say, Castle?
November 3, 2016 at 4:09 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
How to Get a Good Grade Now That You’ve Failed All Your Midterms
Be the hero you need, not the one you deserve.
November 3, 2016 at 3:22 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
What's actually in your halloween candy
All the ingredients you didn't know were lurking in your halloween candy
October 29, 2016 at 10:00 am
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Highbrow
Overheards 10.27.16
Lonely narcissist: The only boy that’s called me pretty this week was a homeless man.
October 27, 2016 at 11:06 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Feminist Halloween Mixer Ideas
Why be a corporate hoe when you can be a corporate no means no.
October 27, 2016 at 5:12 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Scary Clowns Running for President
One wasn't enough.
October 27, 2016 at 4:57 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Penn Social Scene Faces Impending Apocalypse as Halloween and Homecoming Fall on Same Weekend
Sophie's choice was easier.
October 27, 2016 at 4:13 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Incoherent, Red–Faced Trump MERTed at Campaign Rally
My alcohol is the best alcohol.
October 27, 2016 at 3:54 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 10.20.16
Quizzical horndog: Do you think vegans swallow? Like, are they allowed to?
October 20, 2016 at 5:06 am
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Lowbrow
Democratic Presidential Nominee Hillary Clinton to Campaign at Penn’s Campus — Attend Frat Party to Mobilize Millennials
Robots can party too.
October 20, 2016 at 3:34 am
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34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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