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Overheards 11.17.16

GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?

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Frat Hires A Cappella Group for a Downtown

You can’t pay the cover if you ain’t got har–money.

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Joining a Sorority Helped Me Find My Sisters

I literally found my estranged sisters through rushing.

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With no other events to look forward to, students begin celebrating Spring Fling

It's never too early.

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How to SABS

“SABS” = See and Be Seen. But if you had to ask, do you even go here?

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Overheards at Penn

Confused soul: Wait, so only one of your moms is a lesbian?

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Shoutouts Submissions Fall 2016

Relationships are fleeting but the internet is forever, so may as well memorialize the worst (best?) of 'em while you can.

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Overheards at Penn

Incest enabler: Come on, you’d totally date him if he wasn’t your brother.

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8 Things You Can Do Now That You’re Staying Home for Penn–Princeton

Once Theos pulled out you know shit got pucking real.

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Lowbrow's Election Day Drinking Game

The future of our country looks better with beer goggles on.

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Senior International Student Meets Real Live American for First Time Since Coming to Penn

How you say, Castle?

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How to Get a Good Grade Now That You’ve Failed All Your Midterms

Be the hero you need, not the one you deserve.

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What's actually in your halloween candy

All the ingredients you didn't know were lurking in your halloween candy

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Overheards 10.27.16

Lonely narcissist: The only boy that’s called me pretty this week was a homeless man.

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Feminist Halloween Mixer Ideas

Why be a corporate hoe when you can be a corporate no means no.

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Scary Clowns Running for President

One wasn't enough.

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Penn Social Scene Faces Impending Apocalypse as Halloween and Homecoming Fall on Same Weekend

Sophie's choice was easier.

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Incoherent, Red–Faced Trump MERTed at Campaign Rally

My alcohol is the best alcohol.

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Overheards 10.20.16

Quizzical horndog: Do you think vegans swallow? Like, are they allowed to?

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Democratic Presidential Nominee Hillary Clinton to Campaign at Penn’s Campus — Attend Frat Party to Mobilize Millennials

Robots can party too.

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