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Overheards 4.11.2018

Magic Gardens Skeptic: I could get high and go to Copa with a kaleidoscope for a lot less money and a similar vibe.

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Tag Your Friends: Amy G Edition

Which Amy are you?

by DANIEL BULPITT

7 Spots to Revive Whenever Spring Decides to Come

Remember the Schulykill?

by ELIANA DOFT

Overheards 4.3.2018

Preprofessional Fuckboi: “Meeting for job opportunities, but also interested in blowjob opportunities.”

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Overheards 3.28.2018

Quad Guard: "Remember to stay warm! Me and Captain Morgan are going sailing as soon as I get home."

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Guess That Campus Bathroom!

See if you can recognize these bathroom tiles from around Penn.

by ELIANA DOFT, VIRGINIA RODOWSKY, and JAMIE TOMLINSON

How Often Does Penn Talk About Sex?

Penn's sex related stats.

by ELIANA DOFT

Pottruck Decoded

Here's what really happens in the 3rd floor studio.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 3.21.2018

Functional fashion–forward bro: "I might fuck around and get a blanket scarf."

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St. Patrick's Day Drinking Games

Need some help celebrating this Paddy's? Street's got you covered.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 3.14.2018

Woke Spring Breaker: “We went to a bikini contest on international women’s day.”

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Oscar Mad Libs

Don't have a speech for the Academy? Street's got you covered.

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards 2.28.2018

Wharton Professor: “Don’t do drugs, kids. Or at least don’t fail your drug tests.”

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Huntsman by the Numbers



by ELIANA DOFT

Street's Olympics Drinking Game

Because athletes in spandex isn't exciting enough.

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The Definitive Guide to Van Pelt Basement

Street's got your late night study session covered.

by ELIANA DOFT

Overheards 2.21.2018

RELS Professor: "Heroin is awesome! Don't judge it 'til you try it."

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Overheards 2.14.2018

Inquisitive Gay: “When everyone was yelling about ‘big dick Nick,’ I was like ‘this is the most excited I’ve ever seen straight men get about a penis’.”

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Flow Chart: Keep or Drop That Class

Drop it like it's hot

by DANIEL BULPITT

Overheards: 2.7.2018

Statesman Reader: "This is so funny! I mean, this is sarcastic, right?"

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