Humor
Humor
VP's Moelis Reading Room by the Numbers
Scientific stats on your favorite study spot.
by DANIEL BULPITT
Campus life
Street's Approval Matrix of Penn
See what made the cut.
by DANIEL BULPITT and ELIANA DOFT
Humor
Overheards 1.31.2018
Kid upon seeing the Pee Statue: "Oh my god, it's Isaac Newton."
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Campus life
Overheards 1.24.2018
GEOL 125 Student: "There's only one rock I care about, and it's Kid Rock."
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Campus life
Overheards 1.17.18
Huntsman Realist: “I can leave my coat here. These people are more likely to steal my econ notes than my jacket.”
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Humor
Overheards: 11.29.2017
Modern–day Don Juan: “I’m not a heartbreaker, I’m a dick provider.”
by ,
Lowbrow
Student Who "Wants an Easy Class" Will Take One on Community Engagement
And it counted for a Sector Requirement!
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
Your Parents' Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Platitudes, Decoded
Just tell us how many STDs you have.
by NOA BAKER and SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Highbrow
Overheards: 11.15.17
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Annual "Avoid Your Students When They Desperately Need You" Advisor Conference Under Way
What a coincidence!
by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Humor
Penn Announces "Campus Denial of Real Issues" Event to Eliminate All Responsibility
What mental health problems?
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Humor
Overheards 11.8.17
Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Penn Fall Calendar Just Pretty Pictures of People Avoiding Eye Contact on Locust
Leaves! Trees! Looking down at your phone!
by CAMI POTTER
Lowbrow
A Series of Angry Emails Written to my Landlord
Please help, as there are foreign creatures eating our microwave
by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Lowbrow
Freshman Brave Enough to Be Alone At Any Point in Time
Where's her medal of honor?
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Highbrow
Overheards: 10.18.17
SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Updated List of Events All Fraternities Must Attend
Workshop: what is a vagina?
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
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