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Pretty Fly Wifi: Best Wifi Names on Campus
Hide your kids, hide your wifi, we rounded up all of the best off–campus network names.
January 24, 2018 at 9:00 am
by
DANIEL BULPITT
and
ELIANA DOFT
Highbrow
Overheards 9.6.17
Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."
September 5, 2017 at 11:24 pm
by
,
Lowbrow
Google Maps Directions to Navigate All Four Years of College
Continue straight towards freshman NSO for 71 new friend requests and one regretful DFMO.
August 30, 2017 at 10:27 pm
by
SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Lowbrow
Wharton Creates “Upper-Level” Seminar Dedicated to Gaining 500 LinkedIn Connections
Do I know you? Who cares!
August 30, 2017 at 10:13 pm
by
CAMI POTTER
Highbrow
Overheards 08.30.17
Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.
August 30, 2017 at 3:50 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Study Finds NSO Is Only Thing Penn Students Are On Time For
We have exactly SIX minutes to get to backlot, guys.
August 28, 2017 at 10:59 pm
by
ANDREA BEGLEITER
Lowbrow
All Your NSO Questions, Answered
Will there be ice breakers? One of the main goals of NSO is to get to know your peers.
August 28, 2017 at 8:49 pm
by
SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Lowbrow
Boy MERTs Himself After Swallowing Too Many Hey Day Hats
I feel like you should know you don’t eat them.
April 28, 2017 at 6:43 pm
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Highbrow
Shoutouts: Spring 2017
Redirecting...
April 24, 2017 at 11:39 am
by
,
Lowbrow
QuadLeaks: Not Even Russian Hackers Can Enter The Quad During Fling
Russia is no match for Quad security
April 18, 2017 at 11:49 pm
by
ANDREA BEGLEITER
Lowbrow
Worst of Penn
Hoorah for the Red and the Ew.
April 17, 2017 at 7:44 pm
by
ANDREA BEGLEITER
and
CLAIRE S
Lowbrow
To Whom It May Concern:
My dad knows you, so please give me a job.
April 5, 2017 at 11:21 pm
by
SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
Lowbrow
Shoutouts Submission: Spring 2017
It's the best time of the year—when you get to call out some shit.
April 5, 2017 at 10:30 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Fraternity Chooses Overly Confusing Fake Name for Event, No One Comes
Crazy Elephant Productions Limited Presents: 90s Downtown
April 5, 2017 at 9:35 pm
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
Man Only Has Two Profile Pictures, Cannot Be Trusted
I should call the police, right?
April 4, 2017 at 12:50 am
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
I Lived It: My Professor Played An April Fools Joke on My Class and We Had to Pretend It Was Funny
Lifetime is purchasing the TV rights to my story
April 2, 2017 at 11:51 pm
by
ANDREA BEGLEITER
Lowbrow
Wharton Finally Offers Explanation for Students' Free Printing, Doesn’t Think This Is Ironic At All
Makes perfect sense!
March 29, 2017 at 2:11 am
by
ANDREA BEGLEITER
Lowbrow
A Cappella Group Somehow Confused as to Why There is a Weird Power Dynamic
Who knew a group full of kids who all want to be the center of attention could be problematic?
March 28, 2017 at 1:24 am
by
CLAIRE SCHMIDT
Lowbrow
15 Things that Are Easier to Find Than a Summer Subletter
Socially... AND fiscally liberal Wharton student
March 27, 2017 at 12:01 am
by
ANDREA BEGLEITER
Highbrow
Overheards 3.23.17
Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.
March 22, 2017 at 11:08 pm
by
34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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