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THE ROUND UP 02.04.16
Tis the sneeze–in for snotty noses and even (s)naughtier situations. If you think your sore throat is bad, at least be thankful that you're not being featured in the Round Up this week.
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10 First Semester Friends You're Trying to Get Rid of
You're all fucking dropped.
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OVERHEARDS 02.04.16
Jewish boy in Hillel: Anyway, I was born jaundiced.
Girl walking with her friends: So my birthday's on 4/20, right?
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THE ROUND UP 01.28.16
Winter Storm Jonas wasn’t the only thing that did damage this weekend. From your bid party to your snarty (for the uninformed: that’s a snow darty) to your 3am McFlurry, we caught drift of your snowy escapades.
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OVERHEARDS 01.28.16
One professor to another professor: I admire you because you're delicious.
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A Day in the Life: Normal Human vs. Pledge vs. OCR
Because you never realized how weirdly similar pledging and doing OCR were.
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ROUND UP 1.21.16
Welcome back to campus, Quakers. While your tan lines may fade, your drunk escapades remain the same. Remember: the only thing worse than being cut during rush is winding up in the Round Up.
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OVERHEARDS 01.21.16
SDT hopeful during rush: Okay, but like, Chicago japs don’t compare to New York japs.
Old woman at dinner: You know what he said to me?
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How Was Your Break Actually?
How good was your break, really? This flow chart provides the non–bullshit answer to that question.
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Your New Year's Resolutions for 2016
Highbrow wants to know what you will be failing to do in the next few months.
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Gossip Walls
If you end up in the Round Up, it’s because your friends (or haters) outed you, right? Wrong! It was the walls—they see everything.
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BATHROOM WALL
These may or may not exist on the bathroom stalls in Van Pelt.
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The 10 Best Ways to Physically Build Emotional Walls
Keep those pesky , clingy lovers just the right distance from you with these neat tactics.
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Overheards 11.19.15
Delancey Boy 1: What did we do on your 21st?
Delancey Boy 2: You gave me sickest vinyl ever and then I yacked on your French press.
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ROUND UP 11.19.15
Raise your goblets—Highbrow is giving a toast to this week’s fowl play. Join our pregame for Dranksgiving and help yourself to our gossip feast.
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ROUND UP 11.12.15
Penn students truly demonstrated athletic talent this weekend—we crushed beer pong, persevered through a marathon of day drinking and stayed composed. Oh, and we won the football game. Let the victories continue, because everyone’s a winner in the Round Up.
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The New San Fran: What Cities Are Waiting to Thrive!
San Francisco is really turning into the scene. But what’s next for America? Lowbrow explores what cities are sitting just waiting to turn trendy!
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