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Boy in Steiny D bathroom: There were basically two Flings this year—one for Latinos and another for everyone else.
April 23, 2015 at 1:15 am

Love might be Kesha’s drug of choice, but we prefer gossip. We hope your finals are easier to pass than your summer internship’s random drug tests.
April 23, 2015 at 1:00 am

Not good, not bad. Just meh.
April 23, 2015 at 12:30 am

Begin your pregames by brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack, but with Highbrow on the prowl, you better watch your back.
April 16, 2015 at 1:29 am

Are these thoughts about a romantic or professional opportunity? You decide.
April 16, 2015 at 1:18 am

Girl with a crew–cut: Everyone who I've ever had a threesome with is now a Fulbright scholar.
April 16, 2015 at 1:00 am

The line up you have been waiting for
April 9, 2015 at 11:02 am

Sure, Made in America is fun, but these ~alternative~ music festivals are even better.
April 9, 2015 at 10:54 am

We totally researched this.
April 9, 2015 at 10:51 am

Highbrow officially proclaims going off-campus is trendy. To have a successful transition, it's all about re-branding. Highbrow put our Wharton classes into good use and created some new off-campus names for a few frats and sororities.
April 9, 2015 at 2:00 am

College tours are in full force, so good luck walking to class without hitting an Asian tourist taking a photo of the Love Statue with a selfie stick.
April 9, 2015 at 12:30 am

Boy walking on Pine: Bro, you’re the king of stimulants.
April 9, 2015 at 12:00 am

Now that spring is here, you might be thinking about retiring that turtleneck. Think again.
April 6, 2015 at 11:46 am

No matter what holiday you’re celebrating this weekend, just remember—Highbrow is like God, you can’t see us, but we’re always watching.
April 2, 2015 at 2:00 am

Drunk bro with eyes closed: I've hooked up with her, I've fucked her, but I don't talk to her.
April 2, 2015 at 1:30 am

I love me some good Hebrew National salami, in other words, I’m addicted to Jewish boys.
April 2, 2015 at 1:30 am

These are the reasons why you need to do significantly less.
March 26, 2015 at 1:00 am

We hope a cute leprechaun sham–rocked your world this past weekend. Highbrow met a sexy ginger named Pat McCrotch who was after our lucky charms all day.
March 26, 2015 at 12:00 am

Apes freshmen to Apes freshmen: I don't know if you remember this, but I straight licked your face.
March 26, 2015 at 12:00 am

(408): I just watched a video of a man sexually arouse a pig. (585): Side note: when you go to the doctor's and they ask you how many alcoholic beverages you've had in the last week, "I don't remember" is not an acceptable response apparently.  (559): I just ate Chinese and now I have to swim for lifeguarding.
March 19, 2015 at 12:46 pm