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The Round Up 03.19.15

Welcome back from SB2K15. Your tan lines will fade as quickly as you blacked out in PV, so flaunt ‘em while you got ‘em.

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Overheards 03.19.15

Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.

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Let Me Buy You A Drank?

Blue Kamikaze: Nerd, who even knows how to make a blue kamikaze?! You definitely Googled that.

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How to Sprang Break at Home

There is no beach in Philly, but ATO has a volleyball court. Slowly start to steal sand. Because campus will be deserted no one will notice how much sand you take.

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Overheards 02.26.15

Guy walking out of Wawa: I bought an extra pack of cigarettes for networking.

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Funny List Mondays: 10 Things you Meant to Do Today

Sometimes you wake up and you're just like "I'm about to get shit done."

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Lowbrow News: ​Samantha to Deliver Commencement Address

Samantha Jones, a public relations specialist and best friend of Carrie Bradshaw—but not quite the best friend of Carrie because, honestly, that’s totally Miranda—will be delivering the commencement address at the University of Pennsylvania’s 259th Commencement on May 18th.

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The Round Up 02.26.15

My lin is awesome—they know me so well. We’re the beSDT lin around, and everyone can tell! They think I’m aDDDorable, so phresh and so PHIne. I love my lin and I know they’re all mine We love to hang and chat as a group, But when it comes to gossip, Highbrow’s got the real scoop.

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Highbrow Pimps You Out

Let's face it—your steamy visions of a hot Mexican fling are unrealistic. If you’re single and ready for a Pringle, have no fear.

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The Oregon Trail

Miss the iconic beeping of the Oregon Trail computer game? Head out on the 2015 Oregon trail game, so current that it'll make you feel like you're actually in Oregon.

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Love Report 02.19.15

In the spirit of midterm season, Highbrow evaluated the, ahem, performance of two lacking lovers and graded them accordingly.

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Overheards 02.19.15

Christian leaders at Starbucks under Commons: Coffee is like the Reformation.

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The Round Up 02.19.15

Strap down, gag yourself and cover your eyes, because we present you with 50 Shades of Highbrow.

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Funny List Monday: Wedding Ideas

The most important day of your life

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Worst Wedding Photo Locales

There's no better place to document your impending nuptials than the hallowed halls of learning where you spent four years eating Wawa mac& cheese and blacking out.

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How to Lose a Goy in Ten Days

So you found out your nice Jewish guy with is actually just a Persian goy? We have your bubbe–approved exit strategy.

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Hot New Dating Apps

Swipe right, swipe right, swipe hard left.

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Overheards 02.12.2015

SDT JAP: I like to think my room smells like Chanel.

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Hottest Professors at Penn

Is it getting hotter at Penn or is it just all these steamy professors? Highbrow has been going sans–Moncler this winter thanks to our piping–hot course load. This Valentine’s Day, we present you with a list of Penn’s finest. A+ 

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The Round Up 02.12.15

Love is truly in the air. And by love, we mean gossip. Watch your back, because Cupid’s not the only one targeting you this weekend.

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