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April 15, 2014 at 2:32 pm

Remember when Fling used to happen? Remember when the Round Up was actually mean? Highbrow looks back on the Fling gossip of Street’s archives.
April 10, 2014 at 9:19 am

Indian 1: Dude, I heard he Frenched her. Indian 2: What does that even mean? Indian 3: Indians these days...
April 10, 2014 at 9:17 am

It’s 1 a.m. on Thursday morning and I’m sandwiched between a mirrored wall and four drag queens at a booth in an empty gay bar.
April 10, 2014 at 9:12 am

Dear LaLa, My girlfriend is coming for fling and we haven’t seen each other in months.
April 10, 2014 at 8:44 am

PSA: This Round Up has been forced to relocate to the Roxxy by the Bureau of Liquor Control Enforcement.
April 10, 2014 at 8:14 am

Remember to tweet before you fling.
April 9, 2014 at 12:13 pm

Dear LaLa, Last week I was blowing this guy after my date night and everything was going pretty well.
April 3, 2014 at 9:37 am

JAP: How does Ernest Owens have a boyfriend and I don’t? (Ed. Note: Ernest also was selected for EOTW and you weren't.) Guy on Locust: They couldn’t get actual drugs, so she took a horse tranquilizer. Pledge: My Tinder standards are, like, not as low as my real standards. Hipster: Once I realized they were in Pikapp I was like “WTF” because I thought they went to Drexel.
April 3, 2014 at 9:19 am

Here's how much of it we'd shell out to see each of these things go down.
April 3, 2014 at 9:05 am

Last Thursday, Penn released its regular admission decisions for the class of 2018. Only 9.9% of the 35,868 applicants were accepted.
April 3, 2014 at 8:21 am

Highbrow’s starting a new senior society. You want in? Sorry, we’re not looking for Greek “leaders” or overhyped athletes.
April 3, 2014 at 8:12 am

Vote for the spring's best tweet!
April 1, 2014 at 5:36 pm

Unlike the orgasm you faked last night, I'm real.
March 27, 2014 at 9:49 am

Penn breeds Winners. Every hour of every day, we’re Achieving and becoming Leaders. And it never stops. 6–8 a.m., we’re competing for the title of “Woke Up Earliest to Do Homework.” 9–11 a.m., the game is on for “Has Too Much Class to Eat Breakfast.” 12–3 p.m., “Spent the Longest Amount of Time at Pottruck.” 4–6 p.m., “Too Much Volunteering to Eat Dinner.” 7–9 p.m., “Finished Lab Report Before Pregame.” 10–12 a.m., “Took Most Shots Without Blacking Out.” 1–3 a.m., “Stayed Out the Latest, No FOMO.” 4–6 a.m., “Slept the Least.” We just can’t stop competing, against our friends and ourselves.
March 27, 2014 at 8:51 am

The new list of what's in and what's out.
March 27, 2014 at 8:39 am

Pikapp pledge: We need, like, some more wholesome Protestants. We have a fair amount of Catholics, but they’re basically Jews.
March 27, 2014 at 8:32 am

Dear little Brownie Bites, did you have a nice weekend? Did you enjoy the sunshine while throwing back Guinness and Bailey’s?
March 27, 2014 at 8:27 am

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March 25, 2014 at 1:37 pm

Theos boy: I’m kind of trendy right now.
March 20, 2014 at 9:30 am