Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her?
Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?!
Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob.
Guy: I just don’t know what to do.
Fratstar: Go take a poopy!
MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.
4:29 pm: JetBlue pilot announces our descent into JFK. He advises us to buckle up tightly because, due to the approaching nor’easter, it might get a little bumpy.
4:31 pm: Flight anxiety, which is already at a level 7, increases to level 8.