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Tweet of the Week: 3.19.13

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Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 3.16.13

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Overheard at Penn: 3.14.13

Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her? Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?! Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob. Guy: I just don’t know what to do. Fratstar: Go take a poopy! MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.

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Meh List: Spring Break '13

Highbrow picks the meh–est parts of SB13. Not good. Not bad. Just meh.

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Dispatch: We Hit Turbulence

4:29 pm: JetBlue pilot announces our descent into JFK. He advises us to buckle up tightly because, due to the approaching nor’easter, it might get a little bumpy. 4:31 pm: Flight anxiety, which is already at a level 7, increases to level 8.

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Ask Miss Cassandra: Plan (O)B(GYN)

When should I start seeing an OB/GYN?

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Tweet of the Week: 3.12.13

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Highbrow Retro: The List



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The Round Up: 2.21.2013

Now that Highbrow finally has its big (love you!), we're totally ready to tackle things other than fake Facebook accounts.

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Word on the Street: Red Fish, Blue Fish, Me Fish, You Fish

At the end of every day, I frantically hop into bed. The next day, I’m likely to repeat this routine.

by MICHAEL SHOSTEK

Locust Lexicon: 2.21.13

TWA That Was Awkward Did you see that dude being hugged by the girl in the Vagina suit?

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Ask Miss Cassandra: Losing Your V–Card and Improving Your Gaydar

I’m very curious about your opinion on losing your virginity, perhaps in a strange place.

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Tweet of the Week: 2.18.13

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Who's Having the Best Week at Penn? 2.17.13

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An Open Letter to: Campus Couples

Dear Couples, I get it. And if I were in your position I would probably be behaving the same way, but I’m not, which is the whole point of this bitter diatribe.

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Overheard at Penn: 2.14.13

Guy: For a while it was funny, but now I just fucking hate her.

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The Roundup: 2.14.13

Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day, you little suffragettes! Like most of you, Highbrow’s been ignoring the Hallmark holiday of Valentine’s Day and focusing on things that MATTER.

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Word on the Street: Tough Love

So there’s this guy.

by SAM HILL

Dispatch: Vagmons Downtown

10:00 p.m.: Receive text: “are you going to cunt party?” 10:01 p.m.: Ignore text.

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Tweet of the Week: 2.12.13

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