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Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 2.10.13

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Overheard at Penn: 2.7.13

Girl 1: If I keep eating this much, I’m going to gain so much weight. Girl 2: I wish I had a tapeworm.

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Ask Miss Cassandra: Of Orientation and De–flowerization

I think I might be gay. First off that is not a question, which is especially ironic for someone who is questioning their sexuality.

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Tweet of the Week: 2.5.13

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Who's Having the Best Week at Penn? 2.2.13

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The Meh List: 1.31.13

Highbrow picks the meh–est parts of Penn. Not good. Not bad. Just meh.

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Tweet of the Week: 1.29.13

I twatted a tweet of tweets gone by...

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Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 1.26.13

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Dispatch: Obama Inauguration

5:45 a.m.: Shut off alarm. I must value the sacred American tradition of late sleeping. 6:37 a.m.: Awake from a glorious dream of prancing in blue ivy.

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Dispatch: Guy Rush

10:37p.m.: First kegstand of my life. “Yeah, I haven’t done one since high school actually.”

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The Round Up: 1.24.2013

Rush may be over, lovelies, but don’t get too comfortable, Highbrow is here to entertain and amuse with all of your crazy stories—pledging or otherwise.

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Word on the Street: The Big Picture: Instagram

Three times in the past week I have been accused of hating everything. Lena Dunham’s “Girls”? Hate it.

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My Penn Addiction: Blackboard Rosters

Blackboard sucks. Let’s just get it out in the open. I hate it, you hate it, we all hate it. But, still, I like to think of myself as a Blackboard connoisseur.

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Overheard at Penn 1.24.2013

Girl: That guy isn’t that cute, but the other drug dealer is really cute. SDT Girl: OMG we have the same taste in salads! Guy: I got kicked out of McDonald’s last night.

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Ask Miss Cassandra: Kinky Sex and Raunchy Texts

Dear Miss Cassandra, My boyfriend and I have been together since high school and I was wondering if there were any ways to spice up our love life without spending too much money or seeming too kinky? Couples who have been together for a long time often find the need to experiment.  A great way to do this is with “sex toys.” Now, don’t get scared.

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Tweet of the Week 1.22.13

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Who's Having the Best Week at Penn? 1.20.13

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Overheard at Penn: 1.17.13

Dude: Brb I’m gonna take a shit. Sorority girl: I literally had to suck dick to survive. Girl: You’re pregnant.

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The Round Up: 1.17.13

Welcome, welcome, lovies, to the 74th Annual Hunger Games! We kid, we kid, although sometimes a fight to the death might be preferable to being featured in the Round-Up.

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Tweet of the Week: 1.16.2013

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