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Letters to People You're Not Supposed to Miss

You are not supposed to matter. 

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Letters to Lowbrow

We've got mail! Does anyone still have AOL? Just us? What about Hotmail? Anyway, Lowbrow finally checked our inbox for the first time since NSO, and have we got some good advice for you!

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DIY: Initial Letters

Think outside your old cereal boxes

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From the Desk of Amy Gutmann

We saw the recent WikiLeaks scandal as an amazing opportunity to finally be taken seriously. If we could somehow unearth and publish all the shocking secrets at Penn, we would no longer be the running joke at SAC cocktail parties. Garbed in black spandex cat suits “borrowed” from American Apparel, we infiltrated La Casa de Gutmann to see what kind of skeletons we could uncover. This snapshot of Amy’s desk was taken just seconds before we heard footsteps rounding the corner. We fled before a man passed the room, clad in an ill–fitting plush robe and fuzzy pink slippers.

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A Freshman Girl's Rant about Fucking* Frat Boys... And a PSA From Frat Boys

Frat Bros, I appreciate being invited to all your parties.

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