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Worst Wedding Photo Locales

There's no better place to document your impending nuptials than the hallowed halls of learning where you spent four years eating Wawa mac& cheese and blacking out.

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How to Lose a Goy in Ten Days

So you found out your nice Jewish guy with is actually just a Persian goy? We have your bubbe–approved exit strategy.

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Hot New Dating Apps

Swipe right, swipe right, swipe hard left.

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What is wrong with you?

A handy flow chart brought to you by our proud sponsors at WebMD

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Clinicals: Lowbrow Investigates

So you have a friend/ roommate/ crazy ex-lover whose a nurse and she is ALWAYS talking about clinicals.

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Homeopathy and You

1) Soar throat: Make sure you take vitamin c and gargle with salt water.  2) Headache: Bring Fava beans to the witch doctor.

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25 Things Going Through Your Mind When You're At Student Health

1. Feeling very judged for refusing the face mask. 2. Are they going to remember me from that time I came in because I thought my tampon was lost inside of me? 3.

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Funny List Mondays: 10 Things that Get you Wet

Lowbrow gets you wet.

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#THESISTHESISTHESIS

Having a thesis is the best proven way to sound fancy at dinner parties. Not all majors however require that you write one. So if you are one of those "No. 1 party school" idiot seniors who chose not to write one, Lowbrow's go you covered.

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Leonard Bernard's Resume

Please hire me

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Culture Shock And You

Penn Abroad Presents this Brochure to Help Student Adjust to their New Home.

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Funny List Monday: Terrible Mixer Ideas

Check in with lowbrow every Monday as we give you the our "top" tens. This week get your party with Mixer ideas which will either bore or offend. 

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Dear Diary, Love Leonard

Dear Diary: January 18 Sammy called today. I was so excited. He asked if I was coming by the house that night and then said we were having dinner.

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Lowbro's guide to not taking a racist photo

Even when your frat gets in a ton of trouble, you still get to do rush. But wouldn't it just be easier to not take a photo that dehumanizes an entire race? We got you covered

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Open Rush Menus

When Your Rush Chair Fucks Up

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Top Tear Frats. List Em. GO.

Sometimes even bros get sad

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MEMORANDUM: My Super Sweet Ideas

To: Jennifer Lynn Farley, President of MTV From: Satan, Prince of Darkness and Vice President of Cross–Promotional Development

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My Super Sweet 16 Pitches

Pitches for My Super Sweet 16. Not 16 pitches. 16 is a lot.

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Backpage Presents: Shoutouts Illustrated



by PATRICK DEL VALLE, ARIELA OSUNA, KIMBERLY LU, and RILEY NELSON

The Worst of Shoutouts Fall 2014

Shoutout to castle for sucking

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