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Lowbrow

Shoutouts Fall 2014

To my abroad friends: I comfort myself with the knowledge that you'll all come back from your travels a little bit fatter.

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Dance Dance Evolution

Sofia Demopolos: Born again unicorn (Without A Net)

by SOFIA DEMOPOLOS

What do You do with a Drunken Sailor?

Alexa Fecca: Candid, Effervescent, Spontaneous (Classless & Bloomers)

by ALEXA FECCA

Forget Me Not

I don’t think I could ever forget this story. After all, it was an unforgettable date. With a girl I hate to remember.

by JOE MICIAK

Turn Down for Squat

Suzette Wanninkhof: Comedienne. Cyclist. Squatter (Simply Chaos)

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Game of Squash

From the makers of Game of Thrones, comes a new dramadity about romance, collegiate sports and the love of the game. In the game of squash, you either win or you die. 

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Plot Points for Shows You are Really Meaning to Watch

You know that you should be watching True Blood, but who has the time to catch up on however many seasons of it there are. We complied some plot points to make you sound like you have seen all of the shows you have been putting off watching. Warning, spoiler alert. 

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The Lowbrow Awards

The television awards that no one asked for.

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A Letter from a Concerned Viewer

To the whore-mongers of Home Box Office, Inc., I have been a loyal viewer of your network since I started stealing cable from my neighbors some fifteen years ago.

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It's time to send us your SHOUTOUTS!

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Horoscopes for November

Find out what you are doing next month. Ostensibly.

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That's So The Raven

Forsooth, tis the future I can see. Life is never a breeze -Edgar Allen Poe

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How Can I Tell If She's Faking It?

Sure, your psychic says she's reaching across the great divide to gaze into worlds unknown. But how can you know if she's really getting there? Here are a few handy tips.

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HerStory

Between shopping and makeup and boyfriends, no one's got time for boring old history books. Here's what you really need to know.

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Sync Up Your News Cycle

Current events can be hard to understand, so Lowbrow bring you just the news. Period.

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The Next Thing You Should Be Self Conscious About

Does your relationship need a little TLC? Or, maybe, are you one of those desperatewomen searching every nook and cranny of OkCupid and Tinder for a man?

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6 Sex Tips that Affirm the Patriarchy

Tired of having healthy sexual experiences based on sexual positivism, respect, and conversation ? Want to worry way too much about what HE wants rather than having the dialogues that you really should be having? We have more tips than Cosmo. 

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Get the Autumn Body You Always Wanted

Every summer, "women's magazines" tell you about that perfect bikini body, but as winter approaches, bikinis go out and lumpy sweaters and yoga pants come in. Lowbrow has some tips for getting that body that just screams "I haven't left the house in three days." 

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Booty Texts from Back Home.

You just touched down at San Francisco Int'l Airport. So glad to be home for fall break to see your family and friends. It has been too long thanks to that job you took in NYC this summer instead of going home, so you are gonna make the next four days count. You turn your phone off airplane mode and this happens. Welcome home. 

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Ohmigod My Trip to Montreal Changed My Life

We thought we were going to Canada to find a lower drinking age. But we were really finding... ourselves. 

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