I was going down on this chick when I noticed the taste of horse semen. I thought, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!"
I feel like I won't be able to find a relationship here because people can't commit because there's so many things going on in their lives.
Between homework, clubs, and the buffet at Commons, Penn kids have a lot on their plates. We're sure a few of you let Halloween slip your mind. But don't worry, Lowbrow's got your back. Here are some costumes you already have in your house!