Overheards
Humor
Overheards 4.3.2018
Preprofessional Fuckboi: “Meeting for job opportunities, but also interested in blowjob opportunities.”
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Humor
Overheards 3.28.2018
Quad Guard: "Remember to stay warm! Me and Captain Morgan are going sailing as soon as I get home."
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Humor
Overheards 3.21.2018
Functional fashion–forward bro: "I might fuck around and get a blanket scarf."
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Humor
Overheards 3.14.2018
Woke Spring Breaker: “We went to a bikini contest on international women’s day.”
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Humor
Overheards 2.28.2018
Wharton Professor: “Don’t do drugs, kids. Or at least don’t fail your drug tests.”
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Humor
Overheards 2.21.2018
RELS Professor: "Heroin is awesome! Don't judge it 'til you try it."
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Campus life
Overheards 2.14.2018
Inquisitive Gay: “When everyone was yelling about ‘big dick Nick,’ I was like ‘this is the most excited I’ve ever seen straight men get about a penis’.”
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Overheards: 2.7.2018
Statesman Reader: "This is so funny! I mean, this is sarcastic, right?"
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Humor
Overheards 1.31.2018
Kid upon seeing the Pee Statue: "Oh my god, it's Isaac Newton."
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Campus life
Overheards 1.17.18
Huntsman Realist: “I can leave my coat here. These people are more likely to steal my econ notes than my jacket.”
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Humor
Overheards: 11.29.2017
Modern–day Don Juan: “I’m not a heartbreaker, I’m a dick provider.”
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Highbrow
Overheards: 11.15.17
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
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Overheards 11.8.17
Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"
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Highbrow
Overheards: 10.18.17
SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”
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Highbrow
Overheards 10.11.17
Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”
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Highbrow
Overheards: 10.4.17
True patriot: "I gave my first handjob on the Washington Monument."
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Highbrow
Overheards 09.27.17
30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."
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Highbrow
Overheards 9.20.17
Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk."
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Highbrow
Overheards 9.13.17
Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."
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Campus life
Overheards 9.18.2019
Needy vegetable ex–lover: "Am I getting ghosted by Hip City Veg?"
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