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Overheards: 11.15.17

Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”

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Overheards 11.8.17

Young Lucille Bluth at Copa: "I love how mean I get when I drink!"

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Overheards: 10.18.17

SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”

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Overheards 10.11.17

Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”

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Overheards: 10.4.17

True patriot: "I gave my first handjob on the Washington Monument." 

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Overheards 09.27.17

30 year–old–woman: "A little molly never hurt anybody."

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Overheards 9.20.17

Archetypal Penn dude: "We're dating. With an asterisk." 

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Overheards 9.13.17

Kylie Penn–er: "He kisses so aggressively that I think he's going to pop my lip injections."

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Overheards 9.18.2019

Needy vegetable ex–lover: "Am I getting ghosted by Hip City Veg?"

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Overheards 9.11.2019

Rollerblade Elitist: “Every time I see an electric skateboard a part of me dies.”

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Overheards 4.10.2019

Lost Narc: "Are drugs like acid and stuff like that illegal?" 

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Overheards 9.6.17

Elmo BBQ attendees about tourist who found his way into the party: "LET HIM STAY. LET HIM STAY."

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Overheards 08.30.17

Washed up frat star: God is dead, and frats have killed him.

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Overheards 3.23.17

Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.

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The Virgin Mary herself: What if I just become a born again virgin? People do that right?

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Overheards 12.01.16

Druggie Dumbledore: P.S. I enjoy acid pops.

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Overheards 11.17.16

GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?

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Overheards at Penn

Confused soul: Wait, so only one of your moms is a lesbian?

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Incest enabler: Come on, you’d totally date him if he wasn’t your brother.

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Overheards 10.27.16

Lonely narcissist: The only boy that’s called me pretty this week was a homeless man.

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