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Vice & Virtue

She Comes First

I’ve always been a big fan of going down. I mean, first of all, it’s fun, and not just for the one getting the service.

by ANONYMOUS

Three Ingredient Banana Oatmeal Cookies

If you don’t find these a–peeling, you’re bananas.

by AMANDA ROTA

Street's Definitive Guide to Late Night Spots at Penn

Confused and sober? We got you.

by STEPH BARRON

Cheap Thrills: Where To Find Free Condoms on Campus

Break sexual tension, not your bank account.

by ANDREAS PAVLOU

Say Cheese(cake bars)!

When you want to avoid the guilt of that 1330 calorie slice at The Cheesecake Factory.

by AMANDA ROTA

Benefits Without the Baggage

How to have casual sex consistently.

by ANONYMOUS

Sex and the Street-y

This is an artform, dammit. 

by ANONYMOUS

How to Survive Your Office's Happy Hour

Close out of that Excel sheet and get your drank on like an adult. 

by HANNAH NOYES

Celebrating 32 years of Avril 50

Penn may have changed, but the oldest store on Sansom hasn't.

by CAROLINE HARRIS

Food Boy: Shrimp Tacos with Pineapple Salsa

Every day is Taco Tuesday!

by FRANK AUGELLO

Dispatch: Does Pineapple Make Semen Taste Better?

Based on the results in this scientific study, we conclude that pineapple affects semen taste and love is complicated.

by ANONYMOUS

Your Newest Running Destinations

(Hint: they’re all food, and none are in Center City)

by DINA ZARET

Drink Boy: The Drunk Alter–Ego of Food Boy

Prep ya livers cuz I’m making drinks for Fling aka FLINKS.

by DRANK AUGELLO

Food Boy: Tiramisu for Me and You

You literally cannot mess this up because there is no cooking involved

by FRANK AUGELLO

S•PACK: For a Clean Getaway

So that you don't look like the biggest hot mess on your next walk of shame

by CHLOE SHAKIN

Point: High Sex Is Best

Weed calms those awkward pre–sex jitters and makes 69ing not suck, apparently.

by ANONYMOUS

Press On: 24 Hours on a Juice Cleanse

From the girl who has an emotional attachment to cheese.

by CHLOE SHAKIN

Sex Gets A Little More Satisfying

Do you ever argue with your friends about which is better, food or sex? Now, you don't need to decide between these two necessities.

by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE

Food Boy: "YAS QUEEN" Grilled Cheese

Named after my initial reaction when I took the first bite of this bomb sandwich

by FRANK AUGELLO

An Open Letter to People Who Still Use Too Much Tongue

Something to chew on...

by ANONYMOUS

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