Girl at Smoke's: OMG, he has such a great left nip.
Frat Bro flyering on the walk: Do you hate Alzheimer’s? Student walking by: I can’t remember.Guy on stationary bike at Pottruck: One of our pledges made a PowerPoint of the top 10 hottest pledges in AXO. Look to make sure this shit is accurate. AXO Girl: I mean, yeah your order is sort of wrong, but you’re on the right track. You should make a top 50 so one girl has to be last.
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