Female Model Congress senator: Pornography is great. I’m not opposed to the occasional light BDSM.
Girl on Locust: Ugh, if I don’t get into heaven I swear I’m going to kill God!
Guy at Smoke’s: I’ve never been here before! Is this it?
Drunk chick: We’re all cool and I think that we should celebrate it.
Girl: I’m trying to see if student health can cover acupuncture. I just think I need to re–center…
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