Freshman Superlatives: Where are they now?

Oh seniors, it seems like only moments ago you too were being judged for your lack of inhibitions and mama’s boy grins. Freshman Superlatives of yore, where are you now?

[For current freshman, check out the 2011 class of Freshman Superlatives and their new BFFs]

Then

Aaron Then: We got a floater.

Harshil Then: Nothing compares to the melancholy of the modern baller.

Eric Then: That’s not actually a frisbee, it’s the fifth ring of Saturn.

Kelvin Then: That Poon's red hot!

Now

Aaron Now: We got a new season of To Catch a Predator.

Harshil Now: But what will mumi say about your recent dip in gaytown?

Eric Now: Look, he finally caught the frisbee! And he’s still lanky as fuck.

Kelvin Now: Sleepy Poonda. >_<

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