Sorority girl: A rando guy paid for my cab going downtown so I went on a date with him.
MBA: I’ve had stylish friends go there and just go straight plaid.
Girl: I’m think I'm going to bring my own Everclear on Saturday.
SDT sis: Do you think I should freeze my eggs?
Frat bro on St. Patty's: Yeah, I like, woke up next to a lot of people.
