Frosh Brat: Yeah, we’re going to PiKapp at 4000 Pine St. I heard they have alcohol there.
Dude 1: Are you going to Made in America?
Dude 2: No, I’m going to get milk.
Obvious freshman outside of Pike: My dad told me Pike is the best fraternity at Penn. We should go there!
High girl: Cool ranch flavored toothpaste, that’s the dream.
JAP: Oh my God, my mom just posted the best TBT.
