Sorority girl: I’ll wax anything for you.
JAP in the Radian: No, we don’t have a broom… we have a cleaning lady.
Drunk girl 1: Can I be a MILF yet? I’m 20 years old.
Drunk girl 2: Nope, still trashy.
Hipster on Locust: Gingers are the new Asians.
WASP–y St. Elmo Alum: Why are there so many homos running around?
