Red Bull and Banker’s Vodka

As seen in: Every frat/house party ever

Tastes like: Paint stripper

 

Horilka with Candied Raisins

As seen in: Kiev, Ukraine

Tastes like: Raisinets...and a little bile.

Bonus: Make it a flaming shot to express your armchair solidarity with the Ukrainian protesters.

 

Salo (slabs of pig fat with the skin) and Chacha (vine vodka, kind of like grappa)

As seen in: Tbilisi, Georgia

Tastes like: A bacontini should, if bacontinis didn’t suck ass.

 

Frozen Raw Moose Meat and Vodka

As seen in: Tura, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia

Tastes like: A richer, less gamey venison, with the texture of a frozen strawberry five minutes out of the freezer. And vodka.

 

Caspian Sea Caviar with Stolichnaya Vodka

As seen in: Moscow, Russia

Tastes like: Sweet, sweet oligarchy