SMELL

"floral pee" "funk" "pungent" "stink bomb" "I've definitely smelled way worse, but I do work with preserved fetuses and organs" "There is an element of decay"

 

 

TASTE

"gefilte fish" "sweeter than it smells" "I was too afraid to try it" "gag inducing exterior with a sweeter interior" "I don't know how to describe it" "fishy" "smells strong but tastes bland" "funky" "couldn't taste anything because I had to hold my nose" "definitely sweet"

 

 

TEXTURE

"wet pillow" "mushy" "reminds me of baba ganoush" "slimy" "the membrane yields to a plush and moist interior" "membrane difficult to penetrate" (Ed. note: not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate.)

 

BOTTOM LINE

Would you eat it again?

Yes: 1

No: 5