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Overheard at Penn: 03.27.2014

Pikapp pledge: We need, like, some more wholesome Protestants. We have a fair amount of Catholics, but they’re basically Jews.

 

Frat star: You know how I know you’re gay? Coldplay, dude.

 

Girl on Locust: I may be fucking him, but I do NOT agree with him.

 

Prepster 1: You’re so Marmot right now.

Prepster 2: That’s all I rep.


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