Yuppie fever

Young Urban Professionals may have had their day in the '90s, but they still reign in Philadelphia. Emerge from Huntsman Hall and embrace the city that calls you, that coddles you and that feeds you $150 Morimoto omakase menu. With recruiting season upon us all, Penn's grease-laden yumpies (Young Upwardly Mobile People) crowd cocktail hours and close-talk the "bottom line" in trendy locales; the fast pace and your Blackberry is in, Izzy's and English majors are out. Whether you have a taste for Japanese fusion, Latin fusion or organic fusion, live it up indulgently now, because there's still a quarter-life to go before the requisite hog purchase. Vroom.