Treadmill Hottie
m4w–20
Pottruck
You were on the treadmill next to me on the third floor of Pottruck. Every time you upped your speed, I did too, hoping you’d notice my competitive flirting. Then we hit level nine and I threw up all over myself. I left in shame, and you barely acknowledged it. Let’s meet up?
Laundry Lover
m4w–18
Ware Laundry Room
I was taking your laundry out of the machine when you walked in. We made eye contact when you noticed that I was folding your thongs. To be flirty, I caressed them more passionately. You left immediately. Meet me again by the washing machine? We could have some good clean fun. And sex.
Hip–Star
(whale tattoo on left forearm)
w4m–18
HubBub
You were standing at the counter with your black coffee wearing an unbuttoned flannel. I walked by and wanted to go in and talk to you about black–and–white movies, but I was banned from HubBub last week for singing a Taylor Swift medley too loudly. Call me—I’d meet you for coffee anyday and anywhere. Just not HubBub.
Hungover Honey
m4m–20/23 on my fake ;)
The Walk
I could tell by all the glitter you still had on your face that you had been at Woody’s last night. I was there too. Bummer—I didn’t see you on the dance floor (I was getting old men to buy me shots), but there’s always next Wednesday night to see you at the club, and always next Thursday morning to see you stumbling to your nine a.m. class in Fisher–Bennett.
SHS Stud
w4m–19
Student Health Services
You stood in front of me in line—the way you violently itched your crotch made me think you weren’t like other guys. The crack in your voice when you whispered, “STD Test?” to the receptionist had me interested immediately. Meet me later to compare test results?
