You know you're bored, you might as well find out...
1. You just got dumped. You:
(a) Dissect the break-up the next day on your annoying radio show.
(b) Drop some acid then go look at the bodies in the family morgue. That always makes you feel better.
(c) Know it's because there's a new alliance being formed behind your back, and with God as your witness, you will get your revenge.
2. You're going on a date with a hot coworker. You:
(a) Take him/her to meet your five quirky friends at a coffee shop beforehand, and hilarity ensues.
(b) End the night tied to a swing above his/her bed. Hotttt.
(c) Vote him/her off afterwards for being a conniving asshole.
3. Your boss threatens to fire you. You:
(a) Don't work so much as get drunk and pop painkillers anyway, so it's not a big deal. Oh honey, didn't I warn you about that blouse?
(b) Aren't so much an employee as a follower, or as some might call it, a star-fucker.
(c) Blame it on the recent Harvard grad you work with. He's cocky and has too much hair.
4. You're all dressed up for a night out. What are you wearing?
(a) Going straight from the precinct to the party in your signature detective wear: black pants, leather coat.
(b) Big FUBU hoodie and a whole lot of bling. Respek.
(c) Island style: tie-dye t-shirt and a bandana.
5. Your best friend and sidekick is:
(a) A redhead from Schenectady with a penchant for gay men.
(b) A redhead from Manhattan with a closet full of killer suits.
(c) A redhead ... oh, fuck it. You don't have friends. You just want that $1 million.
Mostly A's: You're NBC. Don't worry, just because Friends and Frasier are over doesn't mean your best days are behind you. You still have Will &Grace, all those Law and Order shows and ... um ... Joey. Just hope that your quirky traits and arsenal of witty one-liners keep you afloat.
Mostly B's: You're HBO. You're effortlessly cool even after the demise of Sex and the City, with shows like Six Feet Under and Entourage. You hit the jackpot at the Emmys with Angels in America and everyone wants to be you. Booyakasha!
Mostly C's: You're CBS. You need to get your act together. The success of The Amazing Race makes you the jet-setter of the networks, but that reality gem is all you've got going for you. Survivor and Big Brother? Come on, you can do better than that. But keep your game face on; at least you're not ABC.
