Face the facts: you suck at life. Hide behind your Livestrong bracelet and last year's Uggs all you want, but you'll still be a square in hipster's clothing. Don't worry, we can relate. Just like you, we've faced countless Friday nights where all of our compadres have mysteriously "lost their phones." Invitations never arrive, IMs aren't received and "Everybody Hurts" is a constant fixture on the playlist. Cry us a river, because you ain't alone ... well, actually, you are.
At last, here it is: a list of places where it's cool to suck. Your friends don't want you, and the Greek Lady staff knows you by name. In other words, it's time to get out. But where to go? Your entire pledge class is at Pod, and Mom's not picking up. No worries. This week's selections have been dubbed acceptable for solitary dining. And we know, you do it a lot. So embrace your loneliness, because you and that bottle make a party of two tonight.
