1. On Will & Grace, Jack gets cast as a straight man in a commercial. What does Karen say when she finds out?
(a) "You're as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night. You fell out of the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And you landed on a gay guy ... and you did him. No, no, honey, your gayness can be seen from space."
(b) "Ha! Jack Mc-Fairy-land!"
(c) "You know, I had a dream once. To be rich and beautiful and have a great body. Oh look, my dream came true."
2. On The L Word, resident heartbreaker Shane has an affair with one of her clients, played by:
(a) Madonna, wearing nothing but a thong and body glitter.
(b) Sharon Stone, looking like she could use a sandwich or five.
(c) Rosanna Arquette, playing a confident bisexual rich bitch.
3. On Six Feet Under, which member of the Fisher clan questions his or her sexuality?
(a) Ruth, the repressed mom. She gets bored of banging the pig farmer from Babe and goes in search of something a little hotter in the form of her new maid.
(b) Claire, the hippie daughter. She meets a sexy artiste played by Mena Suvari. They have a short but passionate drug-fueled affair, to the delight of straight men everywhere.
(c) Nate, the widowed son. He experiments with one of his brother's ex-boyfriends after a night of partying in L.A. Needless to say, David is not amused.
4. What happens to 16-year-old Matt on Nip/Tuck when his mom finds him in bed with two cheerleaders, one of them being his lesbian ex-girlfriend?
(a) Mom (Joely Richardson) joins in. I mean, it is the hottest show on television.
(b) The parents of all involved stage an intervention. Matt ends up dating the object of his ex-girlfriend's obsession, a cute brunette.
(c) Matt decides the swinger lifestyle is for him and packs his bags. Vegas, baby.
Answers:
None correct: You have the Gay-Q of a retarded homophobic 12 year-old. You are boring, bland and straight as an arrow. Try to switch it up once in a while, and that doesn't mean MTV instead of Nickelodeon.
1-2 correct: You're on your way to a high Gay-Q. You know that green is the new black and that bisexual is the new straight. Keep up the good work.
3-4 correct: Gay-Q off the radar! You know that Jennifer Beals is sexier as a lesbian and that nothing is better than a marathon of Queer as Folk followed by a chilled Ketel and lime and maybe a blow job.
