Street: What was your first reaction when you found out what your freshman superlative ["If Rivers Cuomo and Kermit the Frog had a child. And then castrated it"] was?

Richard Fisher: I was like, "Oh no, my obituary might as well have been read to me." Though, I hope my obituary paints me in a better light and is longer.

Street: Do you know any of the other people who were freshman superlatives?

RF: Yes, I was in a class with 'Peanut M&M at the Oscars,' and I went to a concert with 'Most Likely to Be Pooped On.' Luckily it didn't happen to him then.

Street: In high school, you were "Most likely to.?"

RF: Believe it or not, we had this category: 'Most likely to not be chosen for the short term hookup, but for the long term kind of thing, most definitely.'