Street: Sum up your band in an offensive quote.
Zach: We're explosive like Iran.
Street: Why should anyone in his right mind come see Leviathan perform?
Zach: I prefer they come not in their right minds.
Ben: When was the last time someone heard a Leviathan? You know you have no idea what that sounds like.
Street: Why should anyone hire you to play a party?
Ben: If you don't feel like talking with your guests, hire us.
Zach: If you want to get in every girls' pants at your party at the same time, hire us.
Street: Describe your sound in haiku form.
Leviathan: Blow everyone's mind
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Was it good for you?
Street: What makes your music any different than that of the countless other frat-rock bands?
Blake: We play music, first of all.
Street: Does your music save lives?
Ben: No.we're Leviathan. Leviathans eat people.
Blake: But Kirk is an EMT, so if shit goes down he can save your life, I guess.
Street: How certain are you that your music will bring about the Second Coming?
Kirk: Well Zach's Jewish part of the time, when it gets him out of school and gets him to SDT mixers.
Street: On a scale from one to blackout, how schwasted do you get before a show?
Ben: Long story short, Kirk isn't allowed to drink anymore
Street: Since starting Leviathan, how has your sex life changed?
Zach: We're drowning in pussy. No, seriously.
Street: Do you have groupies or, as you might know them, sorostitutes ?
Kirk: We don't have groupies. We don't have slores either.
Street: If Thomas Hobbes were alive today, what would he say about the band, if anything?
Ben: "This musical troupe stands as strong evidence for my hypothesis that the life of man is nasty, brutish, and short."
Street: What's the best part about being in a band?
Kirk: Loss of hearing.
Zach: Dry handjobs.
Ben: Sea of pussy.
Blake: Making it good for you.
Leviathan (www.myspace.com/leviathanpenn) will be performing at St. Anthony's Hall (3637 Locust Walk) this Friday at 9.
