"Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece." Made of 100% Polyester, these vests command style. Something for everyone, these come in nine yummy new colors and range from sizes XS-XXL. Oh, the possibilities.

The Capri - half pant, half short. This innovative style is for the indecisive. (But sorry, those with cankles need not apply.) Hot-right-now patterns include camouflage, Hawaiian and khaki. You can also match the capri with to-die-for cute 3?4 sleeve shirts. (Same thing goes though - people with fat wrists need not apply.)

Nothing says "get out of my way" quite like shoulder pads.

If for some reason you're homeless or lack shelf space, the trendy cargo pant should already be on your "must-have" list. Screaming function and fashion, the cargo pant comes equipped with seven different pockets in four different sizes. And hey, we all know that practical never goes out of style.

Want a totally hip way to accessorize your acid wash denim? Then look no further than fringing, the Wild West's hottest export!

Plastic platform heels: as well as being both stylish and comfortable, the plexiglass will ensure that your heels won't snap off easily. When worn appropriately, these shoes have been known to bag many a rich husband. (See Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.)

Beige: it's not just a color, it's a state of mind.

Handbags? Who needs them when you've got fanny packs! A practical and stylish way to carry around all your essentials, think of your fanny pack as an extension of yourself. Try neon, sparkly or our personal favorite, tie-dye. Fanny packs are here to stay.

Match all these trends with a pair of hot kicks. Sketchers anyone?