Ingredients:
1 handle of the cheapest gin you can find (don’t worry, you won’t be able to taste it anyway)
2 two-liter bottles of Fresca
Sliced apples and oranges
1 bucket (Or barrel. Or cooler. Or trashcan.)
Turkey basters
Directions:
Mix it all up in your bucket of choice, and get ‘er done. The turkey basters are for taking syringe-style shots, obviously. Dunk, squeeze, release in mouth, repeat. The perfect concoction for blackout bliss.


