Girl: I can’t believe I blacked out in Spanish class. Friend: Hey, shit happens.
Athlete #1: I heard you and Sonya last night. Athlete #2: No, what you heard was me fucking the shit out of her. Athlete #1: Jackrabbiting, man.
Student: Do you think flash mobs are real?
Asian student caught in snowstorm: Oy gevalt.
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Sceney jinxer: Jinx, you owe me a gram of coke! That's the Penn version of jinx.
We can all agree that America’s pretty much fucked for the next four years, but here’s Highbrow with the Round Up to boost morale.
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