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Very Literal Sociology Prof.: "The fact is that we live in a society."
November 12, 2019 at 10:19 pm
Optimistic e–girl: "We're not taking a break. we're vibechecking our relationship."
November 5, 2019 at 10:52 pm
The Pride of Penn Vet: "I wish I was a horse so I could take ketamine without being judged."
October 29, 2019 at 10:38 pm
Here's How Your Band Can Perform at 34th Street's Battle of the Bands
Do you think your band has what it takes to be crowned the best on campus?
October 24, 2019 at 7:28 pm
Older girl talking to younger girl at Saxbys: “When it comes to dating at Penn, my advice is to just give up.”
October 22, 2019 at 10:22 pm
Has bangs: "I’m not afraid of anything, because now I’ve got bangs."
October 15, 2019 at 9:16 pm
Black Eyed Peas Stan: "My wedding song is going to be 'Boom Boom Pow'.”
October 9, 2019 at 10:44 pm
SWUG, to a freshman (who didn't ask): “If you’re not concerned about doing well, college is very easy.”
October 2, 2019 at 12:08 am
Dining Guide Fall 2019
We went to Pizzeria Beddia, wrote about eating alone, and trekked down South Street. We hope you're hungry!
September 25, 2019 at 1:36 am
Needy vegetable ex–lover: "Am I getting ghosted by Hip City Veg?"
September 17, 2019 at 9:58 pm
Rollerblade Elitist: “Every time I see an electric skateboard a part of me dies.”
September 11, 2019 at 12:03 am
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September 5, 2019 at 10:04 pm
Married to Math 104: “I want to hook up with this guy, but I have to go to math class.”
September 4, 2019 at 12:12 am
Heading south on Walnut: “Wait, all these streets are named after trees!”
August 27, 2019 at 11:05 pm
NJB: "Is giving head Kosher for Passover?"
May 1, 2019 at 3:51 am
Street's New Penn 10
Chance encounters with the senior class
April 24, 2019 at 4:00 am
Corporate Snake who loves his snake: “Once, I masturbated in a GSR.”
April 16, 2019 at 8:30 pm
The Other Woman: “My boyfriend has a girlfriend … it’s fine.”
April 2, 2019 at 8:10 pm
Dining Guide Spring 2019
In this issue, food is the main character.
March 27, 2019 at 2:13 am
Quiz: Where Should I Eat Today?
Having trouble deciding where to eat? Answer these questions, and we'll find the review for you.
March 27, 2019 at 1:12 am
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