Just Add This: A Dollop of Elmer's Glue

Place a Chipotle burrito on the table. Gently twist off the orange cap of the Elmer’s Glue and turn the bottle upside–down, allowing for the viscous white liquid to make its way in a vertical motion down to the tip. Move the bottle in a consistent motion back and forth across the burrito below, making sure to apply the glue evenly. Allow your new dish to dry for 5 minutes, and voila! — your Chipotle burrito will never fall apart again.

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