Dude: I can’t believe you’re making me go to Sweetgreen. I looked online — they don’t even have ranch dressing.
Girl 1: So what’re you up to tonight? Girl 2: Oh, I’m just doing something. With some people.
Girl on Locust: And like, another cab driver tried to hit on me again.
Guy in Tap House: Yo, I’m about to pregame my poop with a pee.
Girl in Houston: She can’t cook, but she’ll still find a husband. She’s really pretty.
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