Pete ordering food: Can I get sweet and sour and soy sauce with that?
Pete: Yeah, I have a final on the 18th.
Pete's friend: You look nice today. Did you have an interview?
Pete on the phone: Ok… I know… I love you too.
Some bitch: Pete, do you wanna come over tonight and watch a movie?
Pete: [sneezes]
Guy: Are you going to that party tonight? Pete: Yeah.
