Pete ordering food: Can I get sweet and sour and soy sauce with that?

Pete: Yeah, I have a final on the 18th.

Pete's friend: You look nice today. Did you have an interview?

Pete on the phone: Ok… I know… I love you too.

Some bitch: Pete, do you wanna come over tonight and watch a movie?

Pete: [sneezes]

Guy: Are you going to that party tonight? Pete: Yeah.


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