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Lowbrow Presents: Parents Desperate for a New Lie To Tell Friends After Disappointing Son Remains Unemployed

The parents of Karl Deely, a College senior majoring in urban studies, are finding themselves at a loss when asked by friends what their son will be doing upon graduation.

“Getting his life together, hopefully,” Karl’s father, Samuel Deely, used to joke. Now, he jokes less. “We used to lie to friends about him, but now, I—I just don’t know,” Samuel said.

At press time, Karl was trying to get an unpaid internship. Good luck with that, Karl.


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