*Welcome to Lowbrow. This is all fake.*

-Summering in Martha’s Vineyard or Nantucket pro–con–pro

-How disgusting is Chardonnay?

-That time you went to the liquor store on 49th and Baltimore

-Staying within your $1000 budget for Big–Little week

-The disgusting news that Juicy tracksuits are going to be sold at Kohl’s

-Your favorite Starr restaurant? Or are you more of a Garces person?